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New Zealand and Australia Update

So, has the dust settled and all of yidl in the southern hemisphere is rolling along smoothly?

No way mate, not for a moment, those who remain in yidl are kicking the dust right into each others eyes.

And is He coming to the Land Down Under?


It seems that Gurudev is planning to go to NZ at the end of February and early March and then he intends to travel to Australia.

Do the loyal yidl people want their gurudev to come – YES – they are literally begging him to come and sort out the huge mess that has arisen as a result of the people that he hand selected to be on the board and running the centres.

You could say that people are stabbing each other in the back, but it would probably be more accurate to say that people are stabbing each other in the chest and screaming in each other’s faces. There are so many layers of schemes and games going on from so many sides that it is truly challenging to try and fathom who is being manipulated by whom.

Those who went by the mantra “its all love and light” have come to learn that they have been set up in a situation where “its all shove and fight”. The glory of Guru Vakya.

The One will certainly have some thorns in his hand when he arrives Down Under and these loyal devotees will continue pricking him for some time to come no doubt.

New Zealand

The last months have brought more changes and several more NZ teachers have decided not to continue teaching for yidl this year. A look at timetables and such will show several classes in outer suburbs that have stopped and more of the core teachers that have moved on. Just a few people are left and the new board are relying on the people they just threw out to do the work... How they talked them into that is just another chapter in the yidl manipulation manual and involves a complexity of personal relationships that is not for publication. 



At least six teachers from the Kensington centre have stopped teaching for yidl this year – leaving the new centre manager appointed by gurudev with nobody to manage. The centre timetable has changed significantly, being limited to beginner level classes but with the added bonus and delight of guru arati and spiritual singing every night with extra special chanting sessions on both days across the weekend. All in all that should be just the recipe to inspire confidence in the Australian public that “this is definitely not a cult”.

Annandale centre which was always known as Param... Sw.... Mahes... Ashram has miraculously changed its name to Maha... Pra... Deep... Ashram.  Ouch – wonder who was inspired enough to change the ashram name and how they got that passed by the board.

Half the classes on the Annandale timetable are now related to pregnancy as they have a new ‘tenant’ in the downstairs hall – that means they have talked a long term disciple into trying to rescue the centre in some way. It sounds stressful and like it won't be quite the thing to save the sinking ship, despite some considerable effort.

The Dee Why yoga school has removed yidl from its name.

Classes in several Sydney suburbs have not started again in the new year including those in Marrickville, St Ives and St Clair.

And Sunshine Coast, Brisbane and Melbourne centres – they continue but people are becoming rather exhausted with all the fighting and expectations to sort money hassles. The wish for centres to become independent remains an unresolved heated battle where people are fully prepared to damage others to the best of their capacity.



And let us not forget Rio..

Can the guru really be serious that he thinks now is a good time to attend another UN Conference? Is now really a good time for to be visiting Rio, of all the cities in the world?

What goes on in that mind?

Yes, you are right - it is best not to contemplate such a thing...


God of all things, please offer us your protection from the vampires, robots, 20 thieves, absolute totalitarian regimists, yellow canaries, pumpkin eaters, excessive quantities of love and light, blind sheep, croatian yoga brats, cultish minds, tellers of stories, losers of face, cash converters, 88% giveaways, downward dog meditators, pathetic prague pratellers, ex-terminators of truth, the GTR, deniers of reason, defenders of the grab-shove-kick-slap approach to realisation, kickers of karrimats, chakra bathers, menstrual maniacs, virulent vote-stackers, spiritual hostages, palm pricklers, muppets and the like.



Comments (2)

  • By Johndickson (Saturday, June 9th 2012, 12:11am)

    what happened to my good friends SITA and BHATI ?
    Could they contact me
    John Dickson

  • By geeves (Thursday, February 23rd 2012, 6:14am)

    Terrific update, F..., keep it up!!